itistimetodisappear:

bagmilk:

dslubes:

macintush:

"BLESS THIS POST"

shut up

"WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTES"

shut up

"ITS BACK"

shut up

"reblogging again"

shut up

"this"

shut up

"finally someone said it"

shut up

finally someone said it omg bless this post i’m reblogging again because it’s back why doesn’t it have more notes omg

^^THIS

qui-natus-ac-tenebris

Tutorial: plastic keychains >

insertcoolpunhere.tumblr.com

kaiami:

I know a ton of you have been waiting for this one. Teaching you to make your own plastic keychains!

To start off, I think the biggest question everyone has is what I use to make them. I work with shrink film. You might be familiar with Shinky Dink brand shrink film as a kid. I use…

insertcoolpunhere

Source: kaiami

elusivist:

FINISHED. FINALLY .

it’s not very good. :/

I’m hungover and not feeling very inspired so. sorry loves.

also it follows the canon of the first film which is actually super hard to write?

What you usually write is superb, so I’m guessing that even when you’re uninspired and hungover, it’s still going to be good!

elusivist

Character/Face Match Thingy

mortalacademy:

All you have to do is:

  • mbf me

  • reblog this

  • submit me a picture of your face

  • I will match you up with a picture of a character I think you look like. :3

Well, Let’s see who I get then!

skelior

Source: mortalacademy

hedgehogjem:

tardiscookies:

moraniarty:

supholmes:

… and so sherlock and john never met. the end.

THE SHOW WOULD CONSIST OF JOHN LIMPING AROUND LONDON AT VARIOUS SPEEDS

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“Who’d want me for a flatmate?” John asked, completely serious at the notion that anyone would actually want to room with him. He glanced at his old colleague when he heard him chuckling. “What?”

“Nothing, I just remembered a funny joke.” He said with a smile. It probably had something to do with two flatmates or something. John didn’t inquire.

“Oh.” He responded simply, returning his gaze to his cup of coffee. After a few minutes of silence, John looked up to ask Stamford a question but stopped when he saw a curious look on the man’s face. He almost seemed horrified. “What’s wrong?”

“Nothing.” Stamford stuttered. “It’s just…” He seemed to be trying to get a look at John’s back. “I just thought I saw something on your back.”

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elusivist

Source: fixshitfelix

How To Train Your Dragon 2: A Summary
  • Hiccup:

    sjokohama: 

    look im doing voiceovers again
  • Snoutlout:

    sjokohama: 

    i am going to tap that sWEET ruffnut ass
  • Ruffnut:

    sjokohama: 

    no
  • Fishlegs:

    sjokohama: 

    i, too, am interested in the ass tapping of which you speak
  • Ruffnut:

    sjokohama: 

    no
  • Tuffnut:

    sjokohama: 

    what the hell is going on
  • Astrid:

    sjokohama: 

    I'm going to win a contest
  • Astrid:

    sjokohama: 

    HEY Hiccup look i won this contest
  • Hiccup:

    sjokohama: 

    HEY astrid look i found an island
  • Astrid:

    sjokohama: 

    yeah cool whatever so what the fuck is up with you and your dad
  • Hiccup:

    sjokohama: 

    pSSSHSHHH HE WANTS ME TO BECOME CHIEF ISN'T THAT GAY
  • Astrid:

    sjokohama: 

    oh my gods!!!
  • Hiccup:

    sjokohama: 

    shut up don't bring religion into this
  • Astrid:

    sjokohama: 

    oh
  • Hiccup:

    sjokohama: 

    hey look there's smoke over there let's check it out
  • Astrid:

    sjokohama: 

    k
  • Astrid:

    sjokohama: 

    oh fUCK my dragon got captured by some asshole
  • Eret:

    sjokohama: 

    YES. THAT IS ME. I AM THE ASSHOLE.
  • Hiccup:

    sjokohama: 

    okay that's cool but i have a sword made out of fire
  • Eret:

    sjokohama: 

    ew I'm going to kill you for the glory of my master, EXPOSITION EXPOSITION EXPOSITION EXPOSITION
  • Hiccup:

    sjokohama: 

    lol i didn't listen to any of that bye
  • Hiccup:

    sjokohama: 

    dad this guy is building a dragon army
  • Stoick:

    sjokohama: 

    ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... whatever
  • HIccup:

    sjokohama: 

    he calls himself drago or something dumb like that idk idk idk
  • Stoick:

    sjokohama: 

    SHIT WE MUST GO INTO HIDING
  • Hiccup:

    sjokohama: 

    what that's stupid I'm going to go talk to him
  • Astrid:

    sjokohama: 

    hiccup this plan is bad
  • Hiccup:

    sjokohama: 

    yeah but you came with
  • Astrid:

    sjokohama: 

    good point
  • Eret:

    sjokohama: 

    what the fuck are you doing on my ship
  • Hiccup:

    sjokohama: 

    hey look at my cool fire sword again it uses dragon science wanna become a dragon rider
  • Eret:

    sjokohama: 

    um
  • Stoick:

    sjokohama: 

    HICCUP DON'T DO THE THING
  • Hiccup:

    sjokohama: 

    DAD C'MON
  • Ruffnut:

    sjokohama: 

    hey look at how hot this asshole is
  • Eret:

    sjokohama: 

    WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE ON MY SHIP
  • Hiccup:

    sjokohama: 

    i'm leaving this is stupid
  • Astrid:

    sjokohama: 

    me too
  • Stoick:

    sjokohama: 

    no
  • Astrid:

    sjokohama: 

    goddamnit
  • Hiccup:

    sjokohama: 

    hey look a new dragon ride--OH SHIT
  • Valka:

    sjokohama: 

    I am Valka
  • Hiccup:

    sjokohama: 

    i can see that
  • Valka:

    sjokohama: 

    I am thE DRAGON QUEEN
  • Hiccup:

    sjokohama: 

    i can see that
  • Valka:

    sjokohama: 

    I aM GOD
  • Hiccup:

    sjokohama: 

    i can see that
  • Valka:

    sjokohama: 

    I AM YOUR MOTHER
  • Hiccup:

    sjokohama: 

    i can se--wait what
  • Valka:

    sjokohama: 

    lol look at all these dragons i'm so cool wanna live with me
  • Hiccup:

    sjokohama: 

    sure but what about your husband
  • Valka:

    sjokohama: 

    HUSBAND?
  • Stoick:

    sjokohama: 

    WIFE?
  • Valka:

    sjokohama: 

    HUBBAN?
  • Stoick:

    sjokohama: 

    LET'S SING A SONG TO EXPRESS OUR LOVE
  • Valka:

    sjokohama: 

    SURE
  • sjokohama: 

    meanwhile....
  • Astrid:

    sjokohama: 

    this is gay let's go find drago
  • Astrid:

    sjokohama: 

    *kidnaps Eret*
  • Eret:

    sjokohama: 

    UFCK
  • Astrid:

    sjokohama: 

    okay cool we got to the camp now wh--
  • Drago:

    sjokohama: 

    MURDER THEM ALL
  • Astrid:

    sjokohama: 

    DAMNIT
  • Eret:

    sjokohama: 

    aaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHoh wait this dragon saved my life goddamn
  • Drago:

    sjokohama: 

    DESTROY THE DRAGON RIDERS
  • Valka:

    sjokohama: 

    fucK look at this ARMY i am VERY ANGRY
  • Stoick:

    sjokohama: 

    calm down it's cool we got this
  • Hiccup:

    sjokohama: 

    hey drago i like what you got going on here it's pretty cool and stuff but what about being a drAGON RIDER HUH? sounds great amirite
  • Drago:

    sjokohama: 

    no i'm going to kill the alpha and replace him with a new alpha
  • Hiccup:

    sjokohama: 

    wtf
  • Valka:

    sjokohama: 

    it's cool i got this
  • sjokohama: 

    *new alpha kills old alpha*
  • Valka:

    sjokohama: 

    nvm i don't got this
  • Drago:

    sjokohama: 

    toothless, kill hiccup
  • Hiccup:

    sjokohama: 

    what
  • Toothless:

    sjokohama: 

    k
  • Hiccup:

    sjokohama: 

    aAAAAAAAAAAAAAH TOOTHLESS NO
  • Stoick:

    sjokohama: 

    aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SON NO
  • Stoick:

    sjokohama: 

    *dies*
  • Hiccup:

    sjokohama: 

    FUCK
  • Toothless:

    sjokohama: 

    FUCK
  • Valka:

    sjokohama: 

    FUCK
  • Astrid:

    sjokohama: 

    FUCK
  • Eret:

    sjokohama: 

    i still have no idea what's going on
  • Drago:

    sjokohama: 

    k i'm gonna take over your town now bye
  • Gobber:

    sjokohama: 

    we should have a funeral
  • Gobber:

    sjokohama: 

    blah blah blah GREAT CHIEF blah blah blah NORSE MYTHOLOGY
  • Hiccup:

    sjokohama: 

    shut up don't bring religion into this *fires arrow*
  • Gobber:

    sjokohama: 

    oh
  • Everyone:

    sjokohama: 

    *fires arrow*
  • Astrid:

    sjokohama: 

    now what
  • Hiccup:

    sjokohama: 

    idk how about baby dragons
  • Hiccup:

    sjokohama: 

    DRAGO I AM HERE TO TAKE MY TOWN BACK
  • Drago:

    sjokohama: 

    umm??? but i have your dragon????
  • Hiccup:

    sjokohama: 

    not anymore bITCH
  • Drago:

    sjokohama: 

    SHIT
  • Toothless:

    sjokohama: 

    I AM THE ALPHA
  • Drago:

    sjokohama: 

    no
  • Toothless:

    sjokohama: 

    I AM THE ALPHA
  • Drago:

    sjokohama: 

    fuck no
  • Toothless:

    sjokohama: 

    I AM THE ALPHA
  • Bewilderbeast:

    sjokohama: 

    yeah he's the alpha
  • Drago:

    sjokohama: 

    SHIT
  • Hiccup:

    sjokohama: 

    wtf Toothless? discount godzilla
  • Toothless:

    sjokohama: 

    shut up i'm saving the day
  • Hiccup:

    sjokohama: 

    oh
  • Astrid:

    sjokohama: 

    hiccup i'm so proud of you
  • Hiccup:

    sjokohama: 

    thanks girlfriend
  • Valka:

    sjokohama: 

    hiccup i'm so proud of you
  • Hiccup:

    sjokohama: 

    thanks mom
  • Valka:

    sjokohama: 

    your dad would be proud of you too
  • Hiccup:

    sjokohama: 

    thanks dead dad
  • Eret:

    sjokohama: 

    i still have no idea what's going on
  • Hiccup:

    sjokohama: 

    here take my dad's dragon
  • Eret:

    sjokohama: 

    oh sweet
  • Astrid:

    sjokohama: 

    let's have another contest
  • Hiccup:

    sjokohama: 

    wtf is it with you and contests jesus chrsit I'm gonna win this time even though i'm the chief and shouldn't be in the contests anymore
  • Astrid:

    sjokohama: 

    oh
  • Hiccup:

    sjokohama: 

    hey look another voiceover

insertcoolpunhere

Source: deadcanons

real-faker:

chasingdreamsasiscream:

eleven49pm:

psychiatral:

Written by an 8th grader

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AMAZING

I’m blown away, wow.

Literally a downfall vs. an uprising. Fucking incredible.

If you haven’t read this: Read it. If you have: Do it again.

itistimetodisappear

Source: psychiatral

braydaaan:

vvank3rshim:

holyhotpantsbatman:

My therapist asked me to create something “motivating” so I made these.

lol.

I really love these, and I reblog them every single time. Some of you don’t realize how easy it’s to forget to do some of those stuff or how hard they can be some days.

now i feel like ive actually accomplished something today thank u ily

elusivist